one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
@Ashton5SOS: You havin a good day? Had a good day? Wherever you may be if you like the band, thank you for doing that, you rule.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit?
if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have some news for you
I hear Green Day playing.. This feels like 2008
I hope you have the time of your life
You are an american idiot
Yeah well you’re a fuckin bitch