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toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

skypestripper:

how can i say no

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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jpglashton:

Ashton and Luke 10/21/14 - x / x 

@Ashton5SOS: You havin a good day? Had a good day? Wherever you may be if you like the band, thank you for doing that, you rule.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

cutest ever

strider-inquire:

strider-inquire:

ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit?

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if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have some news for you

unclefather:

urtube:

unclefather:

urtube:

I hear Green Day playing.. This feels like 2008

I hope you have the time of your life

You are an american idiot

Yeah well you’re a fuckin bitch 

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